Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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