I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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