This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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