I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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