too bad you live with your parents still
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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