Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Still dying that you shit outside
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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