I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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