May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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