have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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