i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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