that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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