Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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