I wanna passion pit in your ass
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
