When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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