He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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