i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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