I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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