So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize