whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
What a dumb baby whore.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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