Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
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cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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