if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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