Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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