Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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