It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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