Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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