it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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