Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I wish I only lived at night.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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