What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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