OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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