I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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