vagina is talking i cant
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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