I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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