it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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