You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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