Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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