Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I did not marry a roomba.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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