You work out of a Hotel?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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