Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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