I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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