Moan for me like Helen Keller
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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