I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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