Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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