i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
