I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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