I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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