Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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