i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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