He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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