i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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