And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
