There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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