How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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