There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
