she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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