it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Less talking, more tequila
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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