the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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