Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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