People in love make me want to vomit
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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