whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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