we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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