Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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