Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
